Welcome!

A big welcome to The Scenic Wastelands first 2 followers!

Chief and Don5999

Hope I can keep you both interested.

You...

Answer these questions...


1. What is your name?

2. How old are you?

Simple? Yes

3. Are you medically trained? (If yes this post does not apply to you).

4. What is the capital of Great Britain?

5. What size shoe are you?

Still simple? YES!

6. Where is your elbow?

7. Where is your ankle?

8. Where is your heart?


Siiiiiiimpllllllllle!


9. Name the different sections of your intestine

10. What function does your Appendix actually have?

11. What do arteries do?

Maybe not so simple huh?

Ok so my point is that our health relies on the well being of our own body, yet most people know so little about it.

If we understood more about ourselves, would we be fitter/stronger/healthier?

Is this a case where ignorance is anything but bliss?

I have no idea, but I've decided to try and learn more about whats actually going on in there...well until i get bored and decide I'm gonna do something else.

If you have any body facts you want to share with me. Fell free!

An observation about violent games

OK so I'm sat here after one hell of a crazy day tryin to wind down with a session on the Xbox, in particular Saints Row 2. After a good 10 minutes of kidnapping hoes, 5-6 mins mowing people down in a pickup truck whilst listening to what I can only describe as the best goddamn funk I've heard in a long time and an all too brief stint of hacking people up with a chainsaw, I've come to the realisation that, yes, this is fun, but would I do this in real life? NO! Why? I have a conscience that's why. I actually feel kinda bad for the pixels running screaming as I chase them with a blazing shotgun only for them to be smeared across the pavement and permanently implanted there with my pixelated size 9.

So I'm thinking. So many atrocities are blamed on these sorts of games, who would really do these things for real?

Then it occurs to me...

A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!

Then i think. How many STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS have I met in my life?

...ALOT!

Should we be worried? Hell no! For a start, most of them are too lazy to get off their fat arses in the first place. Then there's the fact that most of their time is taken up with pestering me at work..."The cat food is in the other corner sir" and finally, well, they are just too stupid to get away with anything.

So if you're out walking, minding your own business, you should be ok. Unless of course you happen to be wearing your favourite purple velvet pimp suit that day.

That's just asking for it.